Elsie LoveCottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish.
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Before I got married, I swore that someday I would not let my husband see me eating cottage cheese. It was the last thing that I wanted him to know about me. Yet, I am now married to a man who loves cottage cheese. He likes it so much that he has promised to get me some every time he goes to the grocery store.
One night when my husband was not home, I had to face up to my goofing off in front of him. So, once again, I have told him that cottage cheese is the worst thing on the planet. He assured me that he did not want to hear about it anymore.
He just wants me to be healthy and beautiful for him.
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